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I would like to apologise to Houxu for all the things I have done.
And I would also regret calling Mrs Tan to "rot in hell".
However, Johnny still sucks and I hate him to the core, and Readyall is just as biased in my eyes.
If you get what I mean.
Anyways, that's not the reason I'm here for. It is about...
Judgement Day; today. Got back all our report books... 10th in class, 38th in level. Sucks. I mean I work so f***ing hard and there I lost to Kel!! Damn, all thanks to my first half of the year.
H**** should get an overall average of 46, but our dear Mrs THT decided to add extra marks for him till he get 50.0. That's 400.0/800.0. Are you kidding?!?!?!?! I saw through that conspiracy straight away. I mean if she wanted to biasly risk her job to add marks for him, also not add until 50.0 right?!?! Chao obvious la... Some more 2 days ago he told us that Mrs THT called him to her office to discuss about him failing his overall. So he did fail. Daisy will complain tomorrow together with Cheng Wei and Jinger. It is especially unfair to them. Daisy definitely worked harder than H**** and passed, while H**** failed and yet might well end up in the same class next year.
Dang. Gonna miss you guys and the fun we had f***ing Johnny upsidedown.
First, my results:
English = 26/50 (I just hate that, to think I had gotten 21/30 for the previous two tests)
Chinese = 74.25/100 (Just crap! Short of 0.75 to get A1!!)
Maths = 80/100 (Not bad la... But Mrs Tan said I should have done better...)
Science = 80/100 (Still can la.)
History = 58/100 (History is totally not for me. I had always sucked at it.)
Geography = 84.5/100 (Happy enough.)
Literature = 78/100 (Still OK by my standards... Jinger is GAY!)
Art = 71/100 (Considering the slipshot preparation, it's still rather acceptable.)
From all the results throughout this year, I guess I'm just not cut out to take 2 Humanities. Afterall, Biology had always been one of my strong subjects.
So I have decided that I would want to go into Course Code 2; Sub-code 2.
That is Triple Science with Elective Geography.
Well, at least I'm glad that I won't be seeing a certain someone in this school anymore. Someone who will be taking his N-Levels in four years' time.
So meanwhile, stay tuned for the Complete Character Analysis by The Madman which will be out in three days' time (as promised).
Today, on our programme, we one minute with... Mr Aurelius Yeo!
So, Mr Yeo, do you have anything you want to say to - *ahem*- Houxu?
*Choke!* *Cough* "Don't you ever mention that cursed name in front of me... I just want to shout in his face 'YOU ARE WEAK!'... It's true that he is weak. Weaker than Ao Bai."
In conclusion with today's A Minute With... , even Mr Yeo, the teacher-in-charge of BB and 2-08 most people would consider as friendly, caring and humorous, agrees Houxu (*spit!*) is weak. He is.
However in the meantime of the making of that, Episodes and Interviews will not seize, and I will try to update this blog as often as possible. Afterall the exams are over.
So signing off here, and stay tuned.
Houxu sucks__
All the papers weren't so difficult... but I won't call them easy!
Not sure if I can qualify for Triple Science course though... Hopefully so. Anyway, I'm sure You-know-who is either going to liu ban or to get kicked out of the school. I mean, HE in LONG PANTS?!?! I'll laugh my ass off.
The 2-week peace treaty is over, no need to mug over stupid exams, just pure giving him the shit he gives us.
So I'm back blogging and stay tuned for more Episodes, 1 Minute With... Interviews, and other stuff.
Just wanna say that whoever who have been impersonating Houxu or anyone else is going to get it from me... Is it that fun to set me up?? Well, it won't be after my fist is up your groin.
If it is one of my Bros, please stop it. Do not go overboard. What do you think you are doing?? It will cause us more trouble only.
Please stop it, and own up to Mr Chow, Ms Hannah Tan and any other people whose blog has been spammed. Also apologise to Houxu. I hate him, but I don't think he deserves this. Let's not be the ko peh ones. If he doesn't disturb us, we should not bother ourselves with him and waste our precious time.
I will be going home to study after school, and I advice all readers not to bother coming here as there will be no updates. Go study instead. Please to not post on my tagboard anymore and revise your work instead.
All Episodes and 1 Minute Interviews and other Posts will resume on the 12th of October.
I'm dead...
I guess I must work harder for the other subjects since English paper 2 has nothing to study.
I must seriously pass Literature and History this time.
Today, on our programme, we one minute with...
Mr Edmund Ng!
"Now, I know that Houxu may be weird, attention-seeking and annoying at times, but try to tolerate him. He has a low self-esteem so do not make things worse for him."
In conclusion with today's A Minute With... , even Mr Ng, the teacher most people would consider as good, fair and understanding, agrees with us that Houxu (*spit!*) is weird, attention-seeking and annoying. However I personally do not agree about him having low self-esteem. In fact, he is way too proud over nothing many a times. He is damn bu yao lian.
Go figure.
Houxu, it will help if you do not be too sensitive and emotional.
Today, on our programme, we one minute with... Officer Chew Keng Thiam!
"Well, er, I guess Houxu's behaviour and actions are a little eccentric la, but you guys should not treat him like that. Attention-seeking and irritating he might be, he is still one of your fellow BB brothers. Do try to tolerate him more."
In conclusion with today's A Minute With... , even the BB officers agree that Houxu (*spit!*) is eccentric, attention-seeking, and irritating.
All the episodes below and more to come are purely 100% FACTS.
And even if you believe it or not, and even if you hate me or not, please be careful of Houxu.
I am not paranoid, but you had really be careful of him, or you definitely will regret.
Please listen to this advice.
Incident 3, 8th March 2004
While walking past my table, Houxu (*spit!*) accidentally knocked my pencil case down to the floor.
[My feelings at that moment: pissed
Characteristic proven: clumsy]
He then picked it up. There was still my correction tape that spilled on the floor.He picked it up too, and apologised.
[My feelings at that moment: at least he bothers
Characteristic proven: NIL]
Then, instead of putting it back on my table, he threw it hardly on the floor. It broke.
[My feelings at that moment: WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Characteristic proven: Eccentric, with a capital E]
Then he smiled a retarded-looking smile and said, "Uh... haha... Joking only la... Murmur, logics..."
[My feelings at that moment: What a fuckingly perverted sense of humour!
Characteristic proven: Sick and perverted sense of humour]
I asked him what he plans to do then. He said he will give me another for my birthday.What kind of logic is that, if he breaks it, he owes me one, it cannot be considered as a birthday present.
[My feelings at that moment: What the gay... Lousy illogical logics...
Characteristic proven: illogical and irresponsible]
He then walked away, expecting me to clear up the mess he made.
[My feelings at that moment: Houxu sucks...
Characteristic proven: irresponsible]
He never did give it back to me, in cash or in the object.
[Characteristic proven: IRRESPONSIBLE, and maybe forgetful (though I reminded him repeatedly]
Moral of the incident: Houxu is clumsy, eccentric, has a sick and perverted sense of humour, illogical, irresponsible, and forgetful.
Incident 2, 27 Febuary 2004
Most of the class had already left the class for Home Econs lesson. Houxu (*spit!*) and I were the only ones left. He came to me and then out of the blue said, "Do you like this class chairperson? She is too soft-spoken and cannot seem to control the class. What's her name? Uh, Wei Ting, ya... I... I feel like raping Wei Ting! *Slurrpp...*"
He told me on his own accord and I was not even talking to him. The worst thing is, he told me something so... sick and secretive. Can't he keep his desires to himslef?
[Feelings at that moment: What the fuck!?! This guy's a crazy sex maniac! He doesn't even know the poor girl's name and he says that he wants to rape her?!?! I had better keep clear of him. Poor Wei Ting...
Characteristics proven: Sick, perverted, dangerous and attention seeking]
Moral of this incident: Keep clear of Houxu (*spit!*), especially girls.
Incident 1, 18th Febuary 2004
I was just sitting at my seat in class when Houxu (*spit!*) walked over.
[My feelings at that moment: NIL
Characteristic proven: attention-seeking]
He took out an empty Smarties box and asked me how I know that the box was him.
[My feelings at that moment: What kind of gay question is that?!?!
Characteristic proven: lame? gay?]
I told him I did not know and did not care. He showed me a black spot he drew with a marker and said, "It has a mole, just like me, see?"
[My feelings at that moment: Like I care...
Characteristics proven: eccentric and lame]
Moral of this incident: Houxu (*spit!*) started talking about his mole before we did, and he is eccentric.
What do people's names say about them? According to The Madman research, it has a lot of impact on the person.
For example, Jie Li means that I am outstanding, and Xi Yue means his mother delivered him while gazing at the moon.
So, what does Hou Xu mean? Well, if this hypothical theory is correct, Hou Xu means DumbSon.
Hou means thick, and in English, Thick means Dumb or Stubborn.
Xu means the Rising Sun, and Son is an syntonym of Sun.
Therefore, I can conclude that Houxu means DumbSon.
And by naming Houxu a DumbSon, his parents had probably predicted correctly that they would give borth to a retard of a child. Either that or during a brain scan during his mother's pregnancy, they detected a mental birth defect.
In conclusion to this ground-breaking research, people's names have a great impact on who they are, and Houxu's means DumbSon.
Always button up your uniform all the way up and try not wear your PE T-shirt if possible. That is, if you do not want to end up like W**t*ng.
Try not to look at his hairy drawings or he will start talking logics and ask if it is nice, and you would have to lie that it is nice.
Talk to him minimally, yo ensure you do not get caught in one of his 2-hour long speeches on illogical logics.
Try not to let him fall in love with you. It will be disastrous.
Lastly, concentrate on your studies and do not pay to much attention on his mole or logics, even if he is constantly pissing you off. It might affect your grades for the EYO exams. Also try not to be violent towards him. Hwee Theng will kill you.
Heed these advices and you shall not suffer... Or should I say, suffer less, as sitting beside Houxu is itself suffering.
Most questions were 'Do you enjoy going to school.' and 'I like your school.' or anything along the same line.
For me there were more Strongly Disagree than Agree.
If anybody actually put an agree or stronly agree for the questions: My teachers are fair in dealing out punishments. and My teachers give students a chance to explain themselves, they are either (a) Houxu, (b) Some very obedient girls, (c) People who want to give face to the school, or (d) People who are too scared to state the truth.
Just look at Hwee Theng, she always side with House. All Houxu needs to do is act ke lian and say,"Jerry is 'bullying' me again." and I'm as good as dead. Do I get a chance to explain anything? NOO!!
Look at xiao lao shi, the last time Bowen and I did not prepare for ke qian liang fen zhong, we needed to do 2. and when I still didn't do it, I did 4. Houxu, he just took a newspaper for that day and read an article very lousily (all off yin diao and about 5 out of 10 of the words he could not read) and halfway through, xiao lao shi called him to stop. He did one ke qian liang fen zhong damn badly, and all 5 that he owes were cancelled off! What unfairness!
I mean, we all know xiao lao shi rocks and all, but somehow everytime Houxu acts ke lian, teachers just sympathize.
Cheng Wei wrote only the truth in his journal about how Houxu was like in the camp, causing Zheng Yao to fall from his bike and ended up with 9 stitches above his right eye. Houxu did not even apologise.
When Ms Koh saw it, she passed it to Mrs Tan who called Cheng Wei's mother.
When I did not do my Maths HW, Mrs Tan made me stay back after school. For Houxu, Hand it in on Monday.
It simply sucks.
And with the new sitting arrangement, he is bound to harrass more girls, and boys. So Nick, Wanting, and Say Hwee had better be careful.
Nick is one poor soul, to his left is Png and in front of him, Houxu. Png os still ok though, she may be irritating at times, but if we do not kao peh her, she does not kao peh us. But it is different for Houxu. He would come up to you just to piss you off real bad.
Anyway, I've got to go, and people sitting around Houxu had better heed my warnings.